hey guys! Look out for pepsi's ad during the super bowl tonight - they're featuring my COCK!
Sounds like a short commercial.
the goncharov tag rn
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When the player character dialogue options in a game all suck:
when you pick what sounds like a good option but then it ends up being the complete opposite tone from what it sounded like it would be
ALT
ALTsold
it didn’t explode lmao. putting this in the kiln felt like I was tempting the kiln gods to bring disaster, but the firing went great
hey its butch appreciation day! i hope every butch is having a great day and are being shown the proper love, care and support from the people around them. butches you are so inspiring and you make every day brighter, every night more lovely, and every minute worth living. you are cause for great celebration 💞
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fuck "girl lunch" fuck "girl math" a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.
ppl are tagging this post with things like 'ooh i want to meet a woman like this' or with specific characters which kind of misses the point i was trying to make. ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THIS. IT STANDS IN CONTRAST TO NOTHING. WRAP YOUR ARMS AROUND IT.
funniest adhd thing is when you're like ugh. doing this simple task would be too hard. guess i'll do a difficult one instead
hopeless-dusk
